What people say after they land.

Took a flight on FFS Air and it was truly a life-altering experience. I've never been so motivated to arrive at my destination. The lack of a bathroom really makes you appreciate the simple things in life, like a gas station on arrival. Five stars for getting me there, barely.

My trip on FFS Air was exhilarating. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be in a bouncy house at 10,000 feet. The bring-your-own-food policy was great, but I'd suggest adding a bring-your-own-oxygen policy for flights over 15 minutes. Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys a good risk.

The safety briefing was one sentence long and most of it was about the door handle. In-flight entertainment was watching the pilot argue with the GPS. We landed, which the pilot seemed genuinely pleased about, and so was I.

Docked one star because my knees were in the panel for the entire flight, which I've been told is a feature of the "no-aisle" experience. Otherwise, genuinely a great time, and the view beat anything I've seen out of a window seat on a real airline.

Asked what the range of the aircraft was before takeoff. Was told "about five hours, give or take a headwind." We landed with fuel to spare, a full bladder, and a new appreciation for headwinds.

Zero turbulence, zero complaints, one very stuffed tiger riding shotgun who did not say a word the entire flight. Model passenger, honestly.