For Fuck's Sake Airlines operates a fleet of one: a 1977 Grumman Tiger, flown by a certified private pilot. Every departure is out of KMQJ. Every arrival is a personal achievement.
We are proud to offer a no-bathroom policy, a bring-your-own food and drink service, and an exclusive no-aisle seating experience. Overhead bins have been replaced by whatever's on your lap. In-flight entertainment is watching the pilot cross-check a chart against the actual ground below.
Boarding is simple: form an orderly line, step over the tow bar, and find a seat before the propeller starts turning. Frequent flyers are also frequent friends, which is the only loyalty program we run.
| Passenger | You |
| Aircraft | Grumman Tiger |
| Seat | Your choice, all one class |
| Bathroom | None |
| Aircraft | Grumman AA-5B Tiger |
| Registration | N81089 |
| Year | 1977 |
| Fuel capacity | 51 gal usable |
| Endurance | ~5 hrs with reserves |
| Practical range | ~450 nm before the pilot needs a break |
| Home base | KMQJ — Indianapolis Regional |
| Bathrooms | Zero |
Seat count is optimistic. Actual passenger capacity depends on fuel load, luggage, and how much everyone had for breakfast. Ask the pilot before assuming you're on the manifest.
All FFS Air service originates at Indianapolis Regional. Destinations below are within realistic single-tank range of the Tiger — anything further just means a fuel stop and a longer story.
~150 nm · under 1.5 hrs
~90 nm · under 1 hr
~230 nm · ~2 hrs
~185 nm · ~1.5 hrs
~365 nm · fuel stop likely
Ask the pilot on the booking form
Every dedicated traveler starts with 100,000 FFS points. There is exactly one objective: get down to zero. No purchase required, no status tiers, no fine print — just a lot of flying with people we like.
Took a flight on FFS Air and it was truly a life-altering experience. The lack of a bathroom really makes you appreciate the simple things, like a gas station on arrival. Five stars for getting me there, barely.
My trip on FFS Air was exhilarating. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be in a bouncy house at 10,000 feet. The bring-your-own-food policy was great; I'd suggest adding bring-your-own-oxygen for anything over 15 minutes.
